2005-01-30

It's not the stuff rebels are made of...

Listen up, young rock gods/goddesses. Invest your money wisely. Do no not end up touring Iowa when your 57. You, too, will end up looking like this.

Peter Noone, 57, on a concert in West Des Moines, Iowa, walked up to a photo of Herman's Hermits, smashed the frame, took it off the wall and threw it in the garbage. Police later noted a photo of Herman's Hermits, touring without Noone, missing. Pretty deft detective work.

When told Iowa police were investigating, Noone was surprised and amused.

"It's probably one of the funniest things I've heard in my life," he said shortly before going on stage in Phoenix for a charity concert. Noone estimated the value of the photo to be about 40 cents and offered to reimburse the Val Air - even donate a gold album.

"I can understand if it was Roy Orbison or some valuable picture - but it had zero value," Noone said.

Noone said the West Des Moines complaint qualifies as his first tangle with the law.

"It's not the stuff rebels are made of," he quipped. "I would've liked it to have been arrested at Studio 54 for breaking a window."

8 comments:

Jon The Crime Spree Guy said...

It pisses me right the fuck off when old washed up has been pop stars don't know when to fucking quit.

The old fucker from Jefferson Starship is horrible now and he keeps on touring.... what a pathetic turd.

Robert Plant still looks good and he chnges his songs to accomadate his voice. Smart man.
Grace Slick knew she was not sounding good and retired. Smart woman.

Ratt playing little bars in idaho..... pathetic. Get a fucking job losers.....

but i'm not bitter.... not me....

Anonymous said...

Peter is a complete selfish prick who deserves nothting in life but to be forgotten. He's cruel, arrogant and self-centered. He makes fun of his fans behind there back (The Noonatics )for being overweight. He lives beyond his means (Santa Barbara, CA gated community) and has a wife who spends his money quicker than he can earn it. Deep down he is miserable and so wants everyone who is around him to be miserable too.

Anonymous said...

And he has a sidekick who jumps everytime he sneezes. She has no life and so needs to feel important in his insane & corrupt organization called Hermans Hermits.

Anonymous said...

He's as cheap as the day is long. Peter's the kind of guy that will count his fingers after he's shaken your hand.

Anonymous said...

He's a 24-7 liar. Doesn't know how to be truthful. Sad, really.

Anonymous said...

His wife rules his life. Pathetic. It's all about the money he can take home. When he is home - he is her slave.

Anonymous said...

A fake from the moment you meet him.

Anonymous said...

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.