A Lesson in Idiocy
Tucker Carlson. Bow-tied fool of the conservatives.
He's taken pot shots at Canada, a erudite and culture-filled neigherbor, and displayed an abundance of glittering generalities in the process.
'Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York,'' he said.
''Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada.''
Carlson also said it's pointless to tell Canada to stop criticizing the United States.
''It only eggs them on. Canada is essentially a stalker, stalking the United States, right? Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right?''
''It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States. We, meanwhile, don't even know Canada's name. We pay no attention at all,'' he said.
Proud I am not. Agree I do not.
Amused I am.