In no order:
Anything marketed by or for Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Hello Kitty, Antonio Banderhead or other celebrity/logos who want to make a buck off their names.
Anything by RonCo.
Anything yellow.
The John Lennon action figure.
Anything with my "birthstone".
Don't name a star after me.
The Man Catcher Voodoo Kit
Bubbles Butt Lifting Lingerie
Unless I'm going out with you, underwear.
3 comments:
I can't believe you don't want any of those things! Ever so hard to believe...
Does this mean that the Paul McCartney action figure would bt default also be out?
I have to go back to the store
Jon, unless you want to see a rubber effigy of Sir Dickhead mauled, shredded, stamped and repeatedly spit upon, um... yeah, go back to the store.
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