What Jen Doesn't Want for Christmas

In no order:

Anything marketed by or for Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Hello Kitty, Antonio Banderhead or other celebrity/logos who want to make a buck off their names.

Anything by RonCo.

Anything yellow.

The John Lennon action figure.

Anything with my "birthstone".

Don't name a star after me.

The Man Catcher Voodoo Kit

Bubbles Butt Lifting Lingerie

Unless I'm going out with you, underwear.


LiVEwiRe said...

I can't believe you don't want any of those things! Ever so hard to believe...

Jon The Crime Spree Guy said...

Does this mean that the Paul McCartney action figure would bt default also be out?

I have to go back to the store

Jennifer Jordan said...

Jon, unless you want to see a rubber effigy of Sir Dickhead mauled, shredded, stamped and repeatedly spit upon, um... yeah, go back to the store.