Not just a mullet, folks.
He's got the colored Chuck's, he's got the board and you know he's got the attitude.
In the now version, he is the hyperthinking, hyperkinetic Blue Balls* drinking publisher that just happened to put out CrimeSpree's book of the year.
If you'll remember, your humble poster has also sported a full on 80's mullet. Ben is, of course, waaaaaaaayyyyy cooler than Jen Jett.
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