Things have gotten away from me.Things have slipped.
I try so hard to match everything I wear
but
the only socks I had this morning
were my
Mr. Potatohead's Evil Twin Dr. Potatohead
as done by Picasso, in his blue stage.
Maybe... maybe... it's time I get a truss.
And a few chilidogs.
And a supersized Coke.
And some sunblock.
5 comments:
I hate you. There's a special place in hell just waiting for you and that picture. I believe the kids would say, "OMG, thatz nazty!!!!!1111"
Dude, I've been waiting for a day and a half for a comment like that!
Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!
I revel in your visual pain!!!!!!
And I share it!!!!!!!!
My Mom told me a belly in the shape that her's is in is referred to as an 'apron'. I laughed and eeewwwwwed at the same time.
If loving this vile, gelatinous mass is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
How do you get vomit out of a keyboard?
That picture is beyond gross, I mean has anyone ome up to this woman and just pleaded with her? "Just put down the Twinkie, please put down the Twinkie"
Fuck me running, I'm eating sald for the next week.
I don't think the NEXT Twinkie is the issue here Jon...I mean, not after someone has already reached the point that they can trip over thier belly walking down the street.
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