The Distraction Mullet

The geometric mullet featuring glossy curls of mulletness to aid in distracting one from the owners abundance of... god, I actually feel bad for this guy.

This calls for a back-up mullet. Someone I don't mind ripping on. Let's see...

The Arrogant Mullet. The sly glance reveals to all the high regard in which this man holds his mulleted self. The slight upturn of the left lip means he knows you want him. He KNOWS. How could you not when faced with a face framed by such boorish and unkept mullet hair? The uni-brow brings it all home.

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