He's an Assman



Jim Winter said...

I used to work in a department called Asset Management, which handled all the hardware and licensing software for our company.

Since we shipped a lot of stuff between four buildings locally, we discussed buying a van.

We wanted to put something on the side of the van to differentiate it from the mail room's van's: Asset Management.

To save money, we wanted to shorten it to "Ass. Man."

Turned us down cold.

Anonymous said...

every so often we have to make corrections to our data base for people that are trying to type account but enter a cunt instead

Jennifer Jordan said...

I think Assman should be our next superhero. He wins the day over Smirking Tyrant with well-timed, sarcastic rebuttal and fearless use of his middle digit.