Blackwell's Annual Snarkfest

I will admit to the asinine joy I take in the Worst Dress List every year.

This year's winners of a lot of free publicity whilst being denegrated for bad taste:

#1 Nicollette Sheridan "In barely-there bombs, she's a taste-free pain," Blackwell crowed. "Let's crown her the Tacky Temptress of Wisteria Lane!"

#2 Lindsay Lohan "Overhyped and underdressed," Blackwell stated. "What's happened to Lindsay? When it comes to fashion, she's in a schizophrenic frenzy!"

#3 Tie! Ashlee and Jessica Simpson "From gaudy...to grim...to downright frenetic...these two prove that bad taste is positively genetic!" Blackwell stated. Jessica, a repeat offender, moved, er, up to the number three slot from the fifth-place perch she earned last year.

#4 Courtney Love "Medusa stuck in a meltdown mode!"

#5 Paris Hilton "Paris' 'designer' is obviously on vacation--this is one Hilton that should be closed for renovation!" Blackwell crowed.

#6 Serena Williams

#7 Britney Spears "a clothes encounter of the catastrophic kind!"

#8 Paula Abdul "dresses with all the restraint of a revved-up Simon Cowell!"

#9 Meryl Streep

# 10. Anna Nicole Smith "looks like a rag doll trapped in a wind machine!"