| 11. | (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F Relationship failed. |
| 10. | Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities. |
| 9. | You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm. |
| 8. | I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal. |
| 7. | I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists. |
| 6. | I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos. |
| 5. | It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)... |
| 4. | Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out. |
| 3. | What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it? |
| 2. | After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking
for someone more feminine |
| 1. | So long and thanks for all the fish. |
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