2005-01-06

Can someone please tell my cat that cats don't eat pistachios?

And they don't eat pears, either?

Geez!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about thousand island dressing. My feeling is if a cat can eat bugs and mice it will have no problem with screwy human food

Just Somebody said...

Tell the cat that if they can spell pistachio then they can have one. Seems fair to me.

Not sure who'll be madder - you talking to the cat or the cat trying to work out if it's got the vowels in the right place.

Jen Jordan said...

I've discussed it with him. I tried to be calm. But that didn't last long.

He, Cash of the Large Waddles, said that if I didn't procure endless catnip, syrup and a stuffed walrus, he would continue his nutty persuits.

Disgusted and speechless, I stormed out of the room to the sound of feline laughter.

John Schramm said...

Cats really like it when we finally admit defeat.

John Schramm said...

How does Cash feel about Triple Berry Cheerios drenched on Eggnog?

Jen Jordan said...

He is whole heartedly againt eggnog but adores Triple berry Cheerios - especially the blue/purple milk!