I often wonder if these are trends that people suddenly spot in a "lightbulb over head" type moment or if they sit looking for them, determined that things are out there and need to be found.
I'm not sure which of the two is the scariest thought.......
You'd wait for Elmo to speak? I'd be out of there the first sight of his furry fuckin' features. No way am I getting squished by a muppet. You seen the size of him? That concentrated frown? The fact that he keeps hooker heads in his fridge...?
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I often wonder if these are trends that people suddenly spot in a "lightbulb over head" type moment or if they sit looking for them, determined that things are out there and need to be found.
I'm not sure which of the two is the scariest thought.......
I think you'll find the GIANT FUCKING ELMO is the scariest thought, Carp.
If it shouts "tickle me" and holds it's arms out then it's time to run like hell.....
You'd wait for Elmo to speak? I'd be out of there the first sight of his furry fuckin' features. No way am I getting squished by a muppet. You seen the size of him? That concentrated frown? The fact that he keeps hooker heads in his fridge...?
Ray - never reveal your Achilles heel to a Jordan.
Ray - Elmo.....
Good to know.
A Jordan
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